When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
laugh-addict: Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
internetexplorers: once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
brutalfuckingmetal: Somebody talk to me and cuddle me and be cute and eat loads of food in bed and watch films
fake-mermaid: my feelings towards taylor swift
padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ no it isn’t fortnight...
I'm suddenly realizing that my life basically...
My tumblr is what the inside of my head looks...
blindguymcsqueezy: i need a boyfriend and a thousand dollars
edgay: why the fuck is everything so fucking loud at night i just want to get some goddamn cereal without it sounding like a fucking atomic bomb going off
ikeapunx: *needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*
tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN and so it begins
ronaldkn0x: ronaldkn0x: tumblr famous yall this was my first post im crying
WHEN MY PROFESSOR PROOF READS MY PAPER AND STILL...
sweetbriarproblems: this is clabough all over
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...
miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
Abercrombie & Fitch Refuses To Make Clothes For... →
halffizzbin: thegirlwhocriedfandom: Abercrombie and Fitch has decided that anyone over a size 10 jean isn’t sexy enough for their clothing line, and doesn’t want them shopping in their stores and sullying their clothes. They decided to only hire good looking people so that only good looking people will come into their store. “It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in...
the-yolocaust: i have never seen a hall monitor before in my life im pretty sure they dont even exist
ahorse-of-course: Walk up in the tack store like whaddup I can’t afford any of this