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where can i get this and how soon
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where can i get this and how soon
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| parents: | your room is a mess |
| me: | you should see my life |
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harry theres a bug on your stomach let me get it off
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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is it just me or is this a sexual song. i mean, this song was intended for Rihanna and she sings very sexual songs like S&M, Rude Boy. then she just gave it to Selena Gomez.
you ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
i’ll be sitting right here real patient
all day all night i’ll be waiting stand by..
Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you
All day all night maybe I’m addicted (of having sex with you) for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to show I love you (i love fucking you), I got no regrets.
I love you much to, much to hide you, this love (sex) ain’t finished yet.
This love ain’t finished yet… (this sex ain’t finished yet)
So baby whenever you’re ready…when you ready come and get it (come and fuck me) na na na na
the fact it is sung in perspective of a girl, it’s basically about her wanting to have sex with her boyfriend over and over again and she’s singing when you ready come and get inside my vagina
Oh MY GoD
it all makes sense now
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take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks
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half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
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Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.
But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.
Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.
Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.
Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.
Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”
Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”
The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.
With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.
Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”
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